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I.O.U. $500? 😁😁
Jul 29, 2018 19:18:56   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

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Jul 30, 2018 07:19:33   #
chikid68 Loc: Tennesse USA
 
law school paid off

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Jul 30, 2018 15:45:10   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
When you practice to deceive... the truth eventually comes out.

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Jul 30, 2018 18:02:45   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Jul 31, 2018 01:26:36   #
Cheese
 
DJ Mills wrote:
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"


Dear DJ Mills,

Please can you pay back the $5,000 you owe me? Thank you.

Cheese


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Jul 31, 2018 09:42:34   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
Cheese wrote:
Dear DJ Mills,

Please can you pay back the $5,000 you owe me? Thank you.

Cheese


I will refer your request to my lawyer for appropriare action.

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Aug 5, 2018 10:21:56   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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