Fantastic and Famous Insults 😁😁
Jul 28, 2018 18:58:11 #
She ran the whole gamut of the emotions, from A to B.”
What author Dorothy Parker had to say on Katharine Hepburn’s acting.
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
J.D Sallinger in Catcher in the Rye
“My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.”
What the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor, the first female Member of Parliament, after she called him “disgustingly drunk.”
“Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.”
This is what author Tom Clancy had to say on the 42nd President of the United States.
“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.”
Composer Ludwig van Beethoven, slapping another composer to the curb.
“I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.”
Comedian Jon Stewart on the tools of his trade.
“If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
Quoted from the novel Timequake, by author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.”
Sir John Gielgud on Casablanca star Ingrid Bergman
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain’t nothing can beat teamwork.”
One of author Mark Twain's best-known insults
“What problems do you have, apart from being blind, unemployed, and a moron?”
Tennis star John McEnroe, to a Wimbledon spectator.
“Your hair wants cutting.”
Taken from Lewis Carroll's novel, Alice in Wonderland - what the Mad Hatter said to the March Hare.
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Actress Mae West on a man she didn’t like in Belle of the Nineties (1934).
What author Dorothy Parker had to say on Katharine Hepburn’s acting.
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
J.D Sallinger in Catcher in the Rye
“My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.”
What the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor, the first female Member of Parliament, after she called him “disgustingly drunk.”
“Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.”
This is what author Tom Clancy had to say on the 42nd President of the United States.
“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.”
Composer Ludwig van Beethoven, slapping another composer to the curb.
“I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.”
Comedian Jon Stewart on the tools of his trade.
“If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
Quoted from the novel Timequake, by author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.”
Sir John Gielgud on Casablanca star Ingrid Bergman
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain’t nothing can beat teamwork.”
One of author Mark Twain's best-known insults
“What problems do you have, apart from being blind, unemployed, and a moron?”
Tennis star John McEnroe, to a Wimbledon spectator.
“Your hair wants cutting.”
Taken from Lewis Carroll's novel, Alice in Wonderland - what the Mad Hatter said to the March Hare.
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Actress Mae West on a man she didn’t like in Belle of the Nineties (1934).
Jul 29, 2018 09:45:27 #
DJ Mills wrote:
She ran the whole gamut of the emotions, from A to... (show quote)
My favorite by Ms. Parker was when she reviewed under the byline"Constant Reader". "And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that makes the first place in "The House at Pooh Corner" at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up". Bill
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