Ugly People in Heaven 😁😁
Jul 27, 2018 22:23:31 #
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."
Jul 28, 2018 00:40:26 #
DJ Mills wrote:
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision ... (show quote)
Good one.
Thanks for sharing.
aloha
jim
Jul 28, 2018 08:50:54 #
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Jul 28, 2018 13:34:49 #
When one see St. Peter don't say anything about Attic, if you do, you find yourself heading down with no way back.
Jul 28, 2018 16:11:48 #
One out of every 3 people are ugly. If you think I'm kidding, next time you are with a group of people look on either side of you.
If neither one of them is ugly, Guess What? -- George Carlin
If neither one of them is ugly, Guess What? -- George Carlin
Jul 29, 2018 02:27:40 #
Jul 29, 2018 14:02:47 #
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Similar joke:
Three guys stranded on desert island for a long time find bottle with genie, who grants them each one wish.
First guy says "I am starving, and wish that I was back home in my favorite restaurant". Suddenly, he disappears.
Second guy says "I haven't had a drink in so long. I wish that I was back home at my favorite bar". Suddenly he disappears.
Third guy says "I am so lonely here by myself. I wish that my two friends were back here with me".
Three guys stranded on desert island for a long time find bottle with genie, who grants them each one wish.
First guy says "I am starving, and wish that I was back home in my favorite restaurant". Suddenly, he disappears.
Second guy says "I haven't had a drink in so long. I wish that I was back home at my favorite bar". Suddenly he disappears.
Third guy says "I am so lonely here by myself. I wish that my two friends were back here with me".
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