Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada

Men's Help Line

Hello, You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.'

My name is Don. How can I help you?

"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; the phone
rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she
goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake
to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home.
So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

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It's a couple years old but still funny!

Swede

loosecanon Loc: Central Texas

That's really good. Thanks.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

And now we know why she was out with some other guy.

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

Thank God there are women on this rocky boat we call earth.

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Very funny Swede, thanks.