Don't Mess With Believers, Okay? 😁😁
Jul 24, 2018 23:41:06 #
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
Jul 25, 2018 08:46:22 #
Jul 25, 2018 09:00:04 #
DJ Mills wrote:
An elderly woman had just returned to her home fro... (show quote)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Jul 25, 2018 09:11:57 #
Jul 25, 2018 09:45:55 #
Jul 25, 2018 10:31:13 #
jerryc41 wrote:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
"Cool Hand Jerry"
Jul 25, 2018 12:33:40 #
Jul 26, 2018 11:31:41 #
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