Good Catholic joke
Jul 11, 2018 22:44:20 #
mwalsh wrote:
His hands are too small to knock her down.
But his big mouth certainly knocked her out of the White House...
But his big mouth certainly knocked her out of the White House...
You mean James Comey...
Jul 11, 2018 22:47:32 #
rmorrison1116 wrote:
I see little humor in it. Yes, I know it's a joke and I'm absolutely sure the Hillary bashers would get a kick out of it, and I'm not a Hillary fan, I just feel some topics should just be left alone, like making jokes about the Pope. Now if the striker was Trump it could be funny, except it wouldn't be believable, his hands are too small to knock Hillary down.
Aaawwwww, somebody make a joke about the sacred bag lady, I'm so sorry, now go to your safe space and cry your little eyes out.
Jul 11, 2018 23:07:59 #
phcaan wrote:
Aaawwwww, somebody make a joke about the sacred bag lady, I'm so sorry, now go to your safe space and cry your little eyes out.
What part of I'm not a Hillary fan didn't you comprehend. If you actually read what I wrote you would realize I made a subtle Hillary joke myself, the part about Trump's hand not being large enough to knock her down. That was actually a play on Trump's boyish hands and Hillary's size. But obviously, as far as you're concerned, it was an airplane joke. Also, no need to apologize, it just makes you appear even more pathetic...
Jul 11, 2018 23:32:45 #
Jul 12, 2018 02:41:42 #
usnpilot wrote:
Probably will end in the Attic
Catholicism is a joke. Can you say Priest Sex Abuse?
Jul 12, 2018 13:35:18 #
hj
Loc: Florida
By the way, who did a study of President Trump's hand and declared them boyish????
rmorrison1116 wrote:
What part of I'm not a Hillary fan didn't you comprehend. If you actually read what I wrote you would realize I made a subtle Hillary joke myself, the part about Trump's hand not being large enough to knock her down. That was actually a play on Trump's boyish hands and Hillary's size. But obviously, as far as you're concerned, it was an airplane joke. Also, no need to apologize, it just makes you appear even more pathetic...
Jul 12, 2018 15:00:54 #
hj wrote:
By the way, who did a study of President Trump's hand and declared them boyish????
The Washington Post and Madam Tussauds wax museum.
I don't know if the term Boyish is completely accurate, I used it because I've heard it used and have seen it used multiple times. As for whether Donald Trumps hands are smaller than average, yes, they are actually smaller then 85% of adult males in this country and 34% of females. Take into consideration Trump is fairly tall making his hands disproportionately small for a man of his size. And using his own words, small hands, small pen...
Jul 12, 2018 15:36:22 #
jcboy3 wrote:
Catholicism is a joke. Can you say Priest Sex Abuse?
You are quite incorrect.
Catholicism is a huge multi national Christian religious organization based in The Vatican City in Italy. Exactly how many "Catholics" there are, I don't know but it's over 1,000,000,000. When you have an organization with over a billion subscribers, I'm absolutely sure there will be a few bad eggs.
Just because there are bad priests doesn't mean all priests are bad. Just because there are bad priests doesn't mean all Catholics are a joke. That's like saying there are republicans who are criminals therefore the republican party is a party of criminals.
Although I no longer subscribe to the Catholic church, I was raised Catholic and attended Catholic elementary school and Catholic High school and use to be very active in the Parrish where I grew up. In all that time I never met a sex abusing priest or any other clergy. I do know a man who quit being a Catholic priest in order to get married. Ironically, he married an ex nun. Since he could no longer serve as a Catholic priest he became a Lutheran priest. He is now a Lutheran Bishop. He and his wife had 3 children, a boy and 2 girls. The son and one daughter are currently attending Lutheran seminary.
I once asked him why he went Lutheran instead of Episcopal and he said humorously, they are worse than the Catholics when it comes to ritual.
Jul 12, 2018 17:02:39 #
jcboy3 wrote:
Catholicism is a joke. Can you say Priest Sex Abuse?
Then I guess Democrats are a joke because of the sexual escapes of Kennedy, Johnson, and Clinton just to name a few.
Jul 12, 2018 17:05:14 #
rmorrison1116 wrote:
I see little humor in it. Yes, I know it's a joke and I'm absolutely sure the Hillary bashers would get a kick out of it, and I'm not a Hillary fan, I just feel some topics should just be left alone, like making jokes about the Pope. Now if the striker was Trump it could be funny, except it wouldn't be believable, his hands are too small to knock Hillary down.
I don't know about that. Seems to me she has a history of falling down for no apparent reason. One more and she'll pass President Ford for sure!
Jul 12, 2018 23:11:13 #
hondo812 wrote:
I don't know about that. Seems to me she has a history of falling down for no apparent reason. One more and she'll pass President Ford for sure!
She does trip a lot, doesn't she. Wouldn't make a very good weeble.
Jul 12, 2018 23:37:37 #
usnpilot wrote:
Then I guess Democrats are a joke because of the sexual escapes of Kennedy, Johnson, and Clinton just to name a few.
What are sexual escapes?
What about Bush Sr and Bush Jr and Cleveland or Eisenhower or Garfield or Harding? All men who allegedly had questionable sexual relationships before or while they were president. Using your escapee logic, I guess Republicans are also a joke.
Sure glad I'm neither...
Jul 12, 2018 23:41:16 #
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