The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist.
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jone was the proctologist;they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"....No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes...Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ...Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts...no way
Freaks and Cheeks....still no good.
Loons and Moons... forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the Docs finally came up with;
DR. SMITH AND DR. JONES --SPECIALIZING IN "ODDS AND ENDS". EVERY ONE LOVED IT.
Tea8
Loc: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Bahahahahaha, that was the best one I have heard in awhile. Thanks for posting! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
VHD-Tex wrote:
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jone was the proctologist;they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"....No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes...Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ...Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts...no way
Freaks and Cheeks....still no good.
Loons and Moons... forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the Docs finally came up with;
DR. SMITH AND DR. JONES --SPECIALIZING IN "ODDS AND ENDS". EVERY ONE LOVED IT.
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A great finish to my day, started with the dynamite joke and ended it with this one, laughing my ass off. :lol:
This sure beats all the political stuff on here these days!!
SteveR wrote:
This sure beats all the political stuff on here these days!!
Never a truer word spoke
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Shakey
Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
oldmalky wrote:
SteveR wrote:
This sure beats all the political stuff on here these days!!
Never a truer word spoke
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I agree! :lol: :lol: :roll:
very cute - thanks for sharing!!
Good stuff!! Thanks for sharing! :lol: :lol:
I love it! One of the best posts I ever read in this section.
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