Ole arrested nude
Jun 22, 2018 20:37:20 #
aphelps
Loc: Central Ohio
Ole and Lena were invited to a "couples swap" over at Lars' house. They even brought a gift to exchange. When they arrived, the men were instructed to write their wife's name on a card and place it in a bowl. The men were all getting excited to start. Ole couldn't see how a gift exchange could be so exciting but he went along with it.
The next thing our Ole knows is that he is under arrest for running down Main St. naked. The officer was trying to sort this out asking Ole why he was naked in town.
Ole said, "Vell, ve vas at a party at Lars' place. After ve all signed in, Lars said, 'OK men, time to take off all your clothes and go to town!' I guess I vas da first von here!"
The next thing our Ole knows is that he is under arrest for running down Main St. naked. The officer was trying to sort this out asking Ole why he was naked in town.
Ole said, "Vell, ve vas at a party at Lars' place. After ve all signed in, Lars said, 'OK men, time to take off all your clothes and go to town!' I guess I vas da first von here!"
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Reminds me of the time Ole and Sven went to the lumber yard for some lumber. Ole parks the truck and sends Sven in for the wood.
Clerk (to Sven): How may I help you?
Sven: Ve need some 4 by 2s.
Clerk: You mean 2 by 4s?
Sven: Yust a minute, I go ask Ole.
Sven (returning): Ya, ve need some 2 by 4s.
Clerk: How long do you need them?
Sven: Yust a minute, I go ask Ole.
Sven (returning): Ve gonna need dem a long time, ve building a house.
Clerk (to Sven): How may I help you?
Sven: Ve need some 4 by 2s.
Clerk: You mean 2 by 4s?
Sven: Yust a minute, I go ask Ole.
Sven (returning): Ya, ve need some 2 by 4s.
Clerk: How long do you need them?
Sven: Yust a minute, I go ask Ole.
Sven (returning): Ve gonna need dem a long time, ve building a house.
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