Humor: Hot Coffee and Grandchildren
Jun 10, 2018 11:23:30 #
“What special day is it tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow;
then we have 4 more years of B.S."
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow;
then we have 4 more years of B.S."
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
Jun 10, 2018 11:25:00 #
Jun 10, 2018 11:37:29 #
Jun 10, 2018 11:40:51 #
Shellback wrote:
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
I do now!
Good one!
Jun 11, 2018 06:32:10 #
Shellback wrote:
“What special day is it tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow;
then we have 4 more years of B.S."
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow;
then we have 4 more years of B.S."
Did you know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose?
LMAO.
Jun 11, 2018 07:34:34 #
All too true. Not only does the truth hurt but hot coffee through the nose is no picnic either. That is a good one.
Jun 11, 2018 08:20:36 #
Jun 11, 2018 08:54:50 #
Myself included, why don't we do what we can to eliminate the permanent residence in all our governments (local and federal)? 
Jun 11, 2018 09:07:08 #
1Feathercrest
Loc: NEPA
PRETENDER wrote:
Myself included, why don't we do what we can to eliminate the permanent residence in all our governments (local and federal)?
I used to think that the voting booth provided term limits, but the ignorant voting public have proved this WRONG! Term Limits to protect the non-thinking masses that only look at the purported "R" or "D" after a candidates name.
Jun 11, 2018 09:20:07 #
You are right. Voting by party does not provide us with the viable government. Both parties have more than their share of public leeches.
Jun 11, 2018 09:49:58 #
Jun 11, 2018 10:09:40 #
Jun 11, 2018 10:34:32 #
Excellent!
I’m glad I finished my coffee before I read it.
I’m glad I finished my coffee before I read it.
Jun 11, 2018 11:17:44 #
I'm looking forward to the outcome of tomorrow's Democratic Primary for Governor of Nevada between Steve Sisolak and Chris 'G' (Giunchigliani). Which one will the Dems think is the biggest liar and sack of s**t? They have been at each other for months. Sisolak has Harry Reid in his corner but I heard Hillary Clinton campaigning for Chris 'G'. Being a registered Independent I don't have a say in what happens.
Jun 11, 2018 11:22:24 #
You mean the 'CapitOl' building; the one with the 'dOme'. The memory crutch is that both contain the letter 'o'.
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