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Student nurse
May 15, 2018 07:39:24   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me.

Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure
and heart rate from worrying about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"

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May 15, 2018 07:43:13   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 
oh, groan...good one!

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May 15, 2018 07:48:04   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Sirsnapalot wrote:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me.

Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure
and heart rate from worrying about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"
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May 15, 2018 07:48:51   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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May 15, 2018 07:51:20   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
This one goes straight to my granddaughter, who’s beginning her third year of nursing school.

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May 15, 2018 11:40:59   #
wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska
 
When I was 12 a Student Nurse gave me "all over" sponge bath. I didn't think I was abused! - Dave

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May 16, 2018 12:57:21   #
Rathyatra Loc: Southport, United Kingdom
 

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May 16, 2018 18:03:27   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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May 17, 2018 01:45:26   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
Good one.

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May 20, 2018 18:23:25   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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