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May 12, 2018 00:16:52   #
polonois Loc: Lancaster County,PA.
 
Old joke:

Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist. "My wife says I'm obsessed with sex. I agreed to see you so I can prove her wrong."

"OK," says the psychiatrist. "Let's try a little test."

The doc shows him a picture of a triangle. "What does this remind you of?" he asks.

"Sex", answers the patient.

He holds up a picture of a square. "And this?"

"Sex."

Next, he holds up a circle. "How about this?"

"Sex."

The doctor takes a deep breath, and says, "Mr. Smith, I'm afriad you're obsessed with sex."

Smith is outraged. "Obsessed with sex!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"

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May 12, 2018 04:05:25   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
LOL..

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May 13, 2018 07:08:34   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
polonois wrote:
Old joke:

Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist. "My wife says I'm obsessed with sex. I agreed to see you so I can prove her wrong."

"OK," says the psychiatrist. "Let's try a little test."

The doc shows him a picture of a triangle. "What does this remind you of?" he asks.

"Sex", answers the patient.

He holds up a picture of a square. "And this?"

"Sex."

Next, he holds up a circle. "How about this?"

"Sex."

The doctor takes a deep breath, and says, "Mr. Smith, I'm afriad you're obsessed with sex."

Smith is outraged. "Obsessed with sex!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"
Old joke: br br Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist.... (show quote)



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May 13, 2018 10:17:40   #
polonois Loc: Lancaster County,PA.
 
thankyou

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May 13, 2018 15:15:58   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Central Indiana
 
polonois wrote:
Old joke:

Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist. "My wife says I'm obsessed with sex. I agreed to see you so I can prove her wrong."

"OK," says the psychiatrist. "Let's try a little test."

The doc shows him a picture of a triangle. "What does this remind you of?" he asks.

"Sex", answers the patient.

He holds up a picture of a square. "And this?"

"Sex."

Next, he holds up a circle. "How about this?"

"Sex."

The doctor takes a deep breath, and says, "Mr. Smith, I'm afriad you're obsessed with sex."

Smith is outraged. "Obsessed with sex!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"
Old joke: br br Mr. Smith goes to a psychiatrist.... (show quote)


I think Moses told that one in the Bible! 😜

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May 13, 2018 18:37:30   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
After 3 visits with a psychiatrist, he declares,
"Mrs. Smith, you are crazy."
She says, "I want a second opinion."
He says, "OK, You are ugly too."

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May 13, 2018 18:58:20   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Central Indiana
 
BBurns wrote:
After 3 visits with a psychiatrist, he declares,
"Mrs. Smith, you are crazy."
She says, "I want a second opinion."
He says, "OK, You are ugly too."


😂😂😂

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