Blonde - a bit XXX
Apr 30, 2018 09:20:22 #
I really don't like pejorative & sexist jokes. This one made me laugh. Hope I'm not insulting anyone. 
Mark
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde says, "No, I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
Wait for it ..... The blonde says,
"No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
Mark
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde says, "No, I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
Wait for it ..... The blonde says,
"No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
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NJphotodoc
Loc: Now in the First State
I shared this a friend who is also a blonde. She didn't get it
Apr 30, 2018 10:05:28 #
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she had to take a bath, she couldn't find a cow tall enough to take a shower
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tuatara
Loc: Orig. NZ - currently SF area
I'm 67 and I heard this as a teenager, so it's been around for a while.
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