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Things kids say, funny
Apr 30, 2018 08:27:55   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT?!? the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know, “explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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May 1, 2018 07:53:33   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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May 1, 2018 08:36:55   #
big-guy Loc: Peterborough Ontario Canada
 
Almost pssst my pants with that one...

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May 1, 2018 08:59:55   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
Good one!

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May 1, 2018 19:43:16   #
oregon don
 
Sirsnapalot wrote:
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT?!? the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know, “explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."


I WONDER WHAT LITTLE JOHNNIE WOULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT ONE

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