Quickies -- can you top these?
Apr 9, 2018 05:26:36 #
bellgamin
Loc: Ewa Beach, Hawaii
Disgusting thought of the day: in 45 years we will have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos.
What the elephant said to the naked man: "How do you breathe through that thing?"
The guy she was dating was so stupid that he had to be naked to count to 21.
Bumper sticker: Honk if you want to see my finger.
Liberalism: The haunting fear that, under a Conservative government, you might actually have to work for a living.
I saw 6 men kicking & punching my mother-in-law. "Aren't you going to help?" my neighbor asked." No, " I replied. "Six should be enough."
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Since an orange is called an "orange", why isn't a plum called a "purple"?
News Flash: We have just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. Latest reports indicate that both crews have been marooned.
What the elephant said to the naked man: "How do you breathe through that thing?"
The guy she was dating was so stupid that he had to be naked to count to 21.
Bumper sticker: Honk if you want to see my finger.
Liberalism: The haunting fear that, under a Conservative government, you might actually have to work for a living.
I saw 6 men kicking & punching my mother-in-law. "Aren't you going to help?" my neighbor asked." No, " I replied. "Six should be enough."
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Since an orange is called an "orange", why isn't a plum called a "purple"?
News Flash: We have just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. Latest reports indicate that both crews have been marooned.
Apr 9, 2018 05:49:55 #
Apr 9, 2018 06:54:06 #
Apr 9, 2018 11:36:59 #
foathog wrote:
except for the first one the rest sucked
What? You didn't get a laugh out of the last one?
Apr 9, 2018 12:45:24 #
foathog wrote:
except for the first one the rest sucked
That one sucked as well!
Apr 9, 2018 12:57:21 #
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