Crumpled Money
Mar 4, 2018 18:12:34 #
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice,
"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him,
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said,
"Then you should check the garage."
"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him,
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said,
"Then you should check the garage."
Mar 4, 2018 19:17:48 #
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Mar 5, 2018 05:57:27 #
Mar 5, 2018 06:58:37 #
Just as funny the second time around. That isn't a put-down - can't remember all that come through and I to like laugh that second, third...time.
Mar 5, 2018 08:35:55 #
Mar 5, 2018 09:50:31 #
Merlin1300 wrote:
Frond Wilted Instantaneously - -
Great response!! She's just out 70 bucks and didn't gain a thing.
Mar 5, 2018 11:03:23 #
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Mar 5, 2018 12:45:31 #
fhadfield wrote:
I don't get it.
I guess she wrecked the car that's in the garage.
Mar 5, 2018 22:07:15 #
Mar 5, 2018 22:28:19 #
fhadfield wrote:
You're right - - it IS a Blonde Joke <LOL>Still don't get it
The CAR is crumpled up in the Garage
Mar 8, 2018 14:10:22 #
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