It's Hell to Get Old
Feb 16, 2018 16:59:00 #
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well,
doc,it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
"We even called up Arlene the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing ....."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well,
doc,it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
"We even called up Arlene the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing ....."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Feb 16, 2018 17:16:09 #
Feb 16, 2018 17:22:43 #
Gotta admit it. I didn't see that one coming.Let me rephrase. Wasn't expecting that ending.
Feb 16, 2018 17:27:13 #
Feb 16, 2018 18:25:55 #
PaulBrit
Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon
You have just caused this old Brit over in Southern Oregon to burst out laughing!
Wonderful humour!
Wonderful humour!
Feb 16, 2018 18:57:36 #
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Feb 17, 2018 11:20:56 #
FrumCA wrote:
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam.
...
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam.
...
The medico always has his nurse open those.
Feb 17, 2018 11:27:33 #
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