My new truck
Feb 16, 2018 09:22:48 #
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram
Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio
to work. The service technician explained that the radio was
voice-activated.
"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into
my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled,
"You Crazy B***h!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and
gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House
....Nancy Pelosi".
I love this truck.
Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio
to work. The service technician explained that the radio was
voice-activated.
"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into
my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled,
"You Crazy B***h!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and
gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House
....Nancy Pelosi".
I love this truck.
Feb 16, 2018 09:33:45 #
Feb 16, 2018 09:42:27 #
Feb 16, 2018 09:47:04 #
Thank God you were quick enough to avoid an accident and that was awesome funny owner of an 03 Dodge 2500 diesel I know I would be bummed of it got hit as well
Feb 16, 2018 09:47:45 #
Well, however glitzy and gimmicky your new ride is, I hope you weren't influenced by the Dodge commercial during the Super Bowl. Enjoy!
Feb 16, 2018 09:56:54 #
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Loc: North central Pa
[quote=usnpilot]I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram
Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio
to work. The service technician explained that the radio was
voice-activated.
"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
WeYou ll, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into
gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House
....Nancy Pelosi".
You can't possibly be referring to the most effective, and well spoken legislator in congress can you?
Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio
to work. The service technician explained that the radio was
voice-activated.
"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
WeYou ll, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into
gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House
....Nancy Pelosi".
You can't possibly be referring to the most effective, and well spoken legislator in congress can you?
Feb 16, 2018 09:59:18 #
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Feb 16, 2018 13:15:00 #
stonecherub wrote:
Nasty! Pointlessly nasty.
I’m sorry for your lack of a sense of humor.
Feb 16, 2018 13:31:56 #
usnpilot wrote:
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram br br Tri-Flex Fue... (show quote)
Yes pilot, that is funny.
I too have a new truck but it’s not one of those big guzzler American trucks, it’s actually a good truck...., one of those really little Nissans with a half extended cab.
BUT, I think it has the same model radio!
I was blarring an old acid rock song really loud. Though I no longer support Ted Nuggent, I was blarring Journey To The Center Of The Mind!!
I’d had a bad lunch and it had given me horrible gas.
Since I had a lady friend with me I was on my best behavior and trying like hell to hold all that gas in.
But it was suddenly too much and while we groved to the Rock & Roll, suddenly I let RIP a really loud fart and the radio suddenly started to blare Tramps, State Of the Union speech!!!
SS
Feb 16, 2018 13:48:08 #
SharpShooter wrote:
Yes pilot, that is funny. br I too have a new tru... (show quote)
Yours was also. I hope the lady survived.
Feb 16, 2018 14:30:51 #
Occasionally I see one of those battleships on the road here, always jaw dropping symbols imperial might! Curiously, the person at the helm is never a retiree. Petrol is $1.50 a litre. Don't even ask about beer, whisky, and cigs.
Feb 17, 2018 06:18:45 #
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