Joke sent by a friend...
Feb 14, 2018 17:28:33 #
Russ and Sam, two friends, very old and frail, met in the park every day to
feed the birds, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened
to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ,but one
day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Russ! Sam
was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, "For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?"
Russ replied, "I was in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Russ said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'."
"The damn judge gave me 30 days for lying under oath."
feed the birds, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened
to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ,but one
day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Russ! Sam
was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, "For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?"
Russ replied, "I was in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Russ said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'."
"The damn judge gave me 30 days for lying under oath."
Feb 14, 2018 18:27:13 #
Feb 14, 2018 21:40:39 #
Feb 15, 2018 08:16:14 #
Feb 15, 2018 08:19:27 #
Feb 15, 2018 09:26:20 #
bookman wrote:
Lucky he wasn't charged with assault with a dead weapon. 
Only answer to that is Aaaargh
Feb 15, 2018 09:51:49 #
Feb 15, 2018 11:02:04 #
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