New Golf Shoes
Feb 1, 2018 11:04:22 #
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes
like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he
bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear
them home to show the missus. Walking proudly into the house, he
sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?” Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied,
"Nope.”
Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan
response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat.
like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he
bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear
them home to show the missus. Walking proudly into the house, he
sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?” Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied,
"Nope.”
Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan
response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat.
Feb 2, 2018 07:30:02 #
Feb 2, 2018 17:25:21 #
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