KFC joke
Jan 29, 2018 18:30:10 #
KFC goes to visit the Pope. A man says I work for KFC, and we'll offer you ten million dollars to change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our our daily chicken.'
The Pope is aghast !! I can't just go changing Gods word for money ! .
The man comes back the next day. Fifty million ! now, think of all the good the church could do with all that money. Your Holiness ! The Pope still unimpressed : " Look I told you. I just can't do it. I'm sorry.
The guy is back a week later: Final offer $500 million. Take it or leave it."
The next day the Pope calls all the leaders of the church together. "Boys, I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have raised $500 million dollars for Catholic Charities."
The room erupts ! Everybody is so happy !
The Pope waits for the room to settle down. Then ---And now for the bad news :
We lost the Wonder Bread Account !!!
The Pope is aghast !! I can't just go changing Gods word for money ! .
The man comes back the next day. Fifty million ! now, think of all the good the church could do with all that money. Your Holiness ! The Pope still unimpressed : " Look I told you. I just can't do it. I'm sorry.
The guy is back a week later: Final offer $500 million. Take it or leave it."
The next day the Pope calls all the leaders of the church together. "Boys, I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have raised $500 million dollars for Catholic Charities."
The room erupts ! Everybody is so happy !
The Pope waits for the room to settle down. Then ---And now for the bad news :
We lost the Wonder Bread Account !!!
Jan 29, 2018 19:57:04 #
Jan 30, 2018 10:00:32 #
Jan 30, 2018 10:37:46 #
LOL, wait a minute, maybe they could have kept the Wonder Bread if they had just added "Give us this day our daily breaded chicken", what do you think?
Jan 30, 2018 13:08:06 #
Jan 30, 2018 13:50:46 #
rocket111 wrote:
KFC goes to visit the Pope. A man says I work for ... (show quote)
Choked on my coffee! Good one!
bwa
Jan 30, 2018 18:19:29 #
ebbote wrote:
LOL, wait a minute, maybe they could have kept the Wonder Bread if they had just added "Give us this day our daily breaded chicken", what do you think?
Or, our daily chicken sandwich.
Jan 30, 2018 19:50:00 #
Jan 31, 2018 17:28:12 #
Feb 1, 2018 22:09:45 #
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