DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina

From a long-time lady friend. Enjoy!

Subject: Q and A

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the bible.
Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt"
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out!
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE,
You've Still Got Your Sense Of
Humor, Haven't You?

Beowulf Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI

I resemble these remarks!

kschwegl Loc: Orangeburg, NY

Good Stuff! I'm 72 by the way, loved them all!

dragonfist Loc: Stafford, N.Y.

I am 77 but didn't know you knew me so well. Have we met somewhere?

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Some of these sound vaguely like someone I know, a guy I meet in the mirror once in a while.

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

I'm only one year away from being 70. I hope I'm not quite that out of it when I reach 70...but I do have trouble finding my glasses now and then.

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

Sounds like it could be a part of my autobiography.

jsmangis Loc: Peoria, IL

I'm turning 70 this fall, and already recognize many of these.

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

These become more than important when you reach my 89.

charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.

Remember- Memory is the very 2nd thing you loose, when you get old.

DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina

This tickled a bunch of old ones on the forum, myself included when I recd it from my friend, a hs classmate. We, cm’s, are all in our young 80’s, and it sure gave me a chuckle when I read it first time.

Thanks to all who paused to read, enjoy, and respond. I feel your pain!😎😎😎

EdR Loc: Gig Harbor, WA

I resemble these remarks!

EdR Loc: Gig Harbor, WA

I resemble these remarks! But forgot to not send twice.

DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina

Here’s your sign! You have to be a member of this bunch.😎😎😎

19photo30 Loc: Olympia, WA

Ha! Wait until all you youngsters get to be my age -- 87.