Just a little hearing loss....(your chuckle for the day)
Jan 2, 2018 07:52:17 #
Just a little hearing loss....
Man goes to the doctor and explains that his wife don't hear nothin and asks what he might
do to determine the severity of her problem.
The doctor suggests standing or sitting in an adjacent room and saying something in a normal
tone of voice and see if she answers. If not, move closer and repeat yourself until she answers.
That way, we might get an idea of the severity of her loss.
That evening, as the man's wife was cooking dinner, and as he sat in the Lazy Boy waiting for
her to feed him, he said, Honey Lamb, what is for dinner? No Response!
The man moved to the doorway of the kitchen and repeated himself. No Response!!
Finally, the bewildered husband stood right behind his wife and repeated himself for a third time.
The angry woman turned from the stove and said:
I have already told you twice old man, we are having CHICKEN!!
Man goes to the doctor and explains that his wife don't hear nothin and asks what he might
do to determine the severity of her problem.
The doctor suggests standing or sitting in an adjacent room and saying something in a normal
tone of voice and see if she answers. If not, move closer and repeat yourself until she answers.
That way, we might get an idea of the severity of her loss.
That evening, as the man's wife was cooking dinner, and as he sat in the Lazy Boy waiting for
her to feed him, he said, Honey Lamb, what is for dinner? No Response!
The man moved to the doorway of the kitchen and repeated himself. No Response!!
Finally, the bewildered husband stood right behind his wife and repeated himself for a third time.
The angry woman turned from the stove and said:
I have already told you twice old man, we are having CHICKEN!!
Jan 2, 2018 07:58:02 #
Jan 2, 2018 08:27:10 #
Jan 2, 2018 11:51:49 #
I told my doctor that my hearing needed testing as I cannot here what the wife says half the time. His reply was....most married men don't! Probably better called 'selective hearing loss'.
Jan 3, 2018 08:03:12 #
silverhawk wrote:
Just a little hearing loss.... br br br Man goes... (show quote)
Your jokes are great. Keep them coming.
Jan 3, 2018 09:17:39 #
muysabio
Loc: Mexico DF
Great! I just sent it to my Dad who finally broke down and got a hearing aid a couple weeks ago. He told me that people are no longer mumbling!
Jan 5, 2018 18:17:18 #
Jan 6, 2018 21:05:14 #
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