The ISIS Terrorist
Dec 28, 2017 17:57:08 #
A fleeing ISIS terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The ISIS terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an
over-priced western adornment- I spit on your ties. I need water!"
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk – and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need...Go In Peace!"
Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!”
Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The ISIS terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an
over-priced western adornment- I spit on your ties. I need water!"
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk – and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need...Go In Peace!"
Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!”
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broncomaniac wrote:
That's hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle.
Thanks for the note. Glad you got a chuckle.
Mark
Dec 29, 2017 06:42:10 #
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Dec 29, 2017 07:11:11 #
Thanks Frank!!
Happy New Year.
Mark
Happy New Year.
Mark
NJFrank wrote:
I think that is called a motivated sale. Good one.
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