Joke I told my Daughter you will marry the boy I choose: I told my Daughter, You will marry the boy I choose. She said "NO"! I told my daughter, "He is Bill Gates son". She said "OK"!

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Joke I told my Daughter you will marry the boy I choose

Dec 26, 2017 11:02:33 #

rocket111

I told my Daughter, You will marry the boy I choose.

She said "NO"!

I told my daughter, "He is Bill Gates son".

She said "OK"!

I called Bill Gates and said "I want your son to marry my daughter".

Bill Gates said "NO"

I told him, My daughter is the CEO of World Bank."

Bill Gates said "OK"

I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my daughter the CEO.

He said "NO"

I told him "My daughter is Bill Gates daughter in law"

He said "OK"

Dec 26, 2017 11:08:02 #

BassmanBruce Loc: Middle of the Mitten

You're gonna need to keep this quiet until after the ceremony!
Good one.

Dec 26, 2017 11:08:37 #

RRS Loc: Not sure

If I ever get in real trouble do you have a card so I could call you 24/7?? Your a lot better then any lawyer that I have ever seen in court!

Dec 26, 2017 11:45:03 #

blue-ultra Loc: New Hampshire

This is a very good one..I loved it. Thank you for sharing...

Bob

Dec 26, 2017 12:42:31 #

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Dec 27, 2017 14:11:26 #

charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.

rocket111 wrote:

I told my Daughter, You will marry the boy I choos... (show quote)

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This doesn't have a great deal to do with your note but here goes a fact.

When I was born 1939 my Mom was 35 and my Dad was 50.
When I got out of the AF I was 19 and I brought my GF at that time
home to meet my parents.
after some time Mom pointed to her and said "That's the one".
That was 51 years ago and I'm still in heaven with her.

Dec 27, 2017 14:46:13 #