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The Nude Beach
Dec 23, 2017 09:41:30   #
02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD
 
Carol and Rick take their son Marty on holiday to a nude beach.

Rick goes for a walk on the beach and Marty goes and plays in the water.

Carol takes a sunbath on the sunbed.

Marty comes running up to his mom Carol and says, ”Mom,I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mother says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So Marty goes back to play.

A few minutes later, he comes running back and says, ”Mom, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Dad’s!”

The mom says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play.

After about five minutes later, Marty comes running back and says, ”Mom, I just saw Dad talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw
and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”

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Dec 24, 2017 06:20:37   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
02Nomad wrote:
Carol and Rick take their son Marty on holiday to a nude beach.

Rick goes for a walk on the beach and Marty goes and plays in the water.

Carol takes a sunbath on the sunbed.

Marty comes running up to his mom Carol and says, ”Mom,I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mother says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So Marty goes back to play.

A few minutes later, he comes running back and says, ”Mom, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Dad’s!”

The mom says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play.

After about five minutes later, Marty comes running back and says, ”Mom, I just saw Dad talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw
and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”
Carol and Rick take their son Marty on holiday to ... (show quote)



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Dec 24, 2017 07:16:32   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
02Nomad wrote:
Carol and Rick take their son Marty on holiday to a nude beach.

Rick goes for a walk on the beach and Marty goes and plays in the water.

Carol takes a sunbath on the sunbed.

Marty comes running up to his mom Carol and says, ”Mom,I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mother says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So Marty goes back to play.

A few minutes later, he comes running back and says, ”Mom, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Dad’s!”

The mom says, ”The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play.

After about five minutes later, Marty comes running back and says, ”Mom, I just saw Dad talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw
and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”
Carol and Rick take their son Marty on holiday to ... (show quote)


Poor dad.

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Dec 26, 2017 14:07:24   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
LOL. That is a good one. Thanks for posting.

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Dec 30, 2017 12:27:17   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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