Here is Today's Politically Incorrect Humor
Dec 20, 2017 17:58:30 #
You Just Can't Get Good Help Anymore
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
The foreman has to leave for a couple of hours to check on another work site. When he returns, he sees that the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian,
"Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies. He hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, so ye did lad, bit ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinese mannie in chairge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him onywhar."
The foreman is really pissed off now. He storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. As he approaches the mound, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the sand pile and yells.
"SUPPLIES!"
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
The foreman has to leave for a couple of hours to check on another work site. When he returns, he sees that the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian,
"Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies. He hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, so ye did lad, bit ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinese mannie in chairge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him onywhar."
The foreman is really pissed off now. He storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. As he approaches the mound, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the sand pile and yells.
"SUPPLIES!"
Dec 20, 2017 18:02:06 #
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Dec 21, 2017 03:30:28 #
Dec 21, 2017 06:24:12 #
Sorry to rain on the parade, but the Asian has to ba a Japanese. The Chinese have no trouble with L and R.
Dec 21, 2017 06:28:23 #
kymarto wrote:
Sorry to rain on the parade, but the Asian has to ba a Japanese. The Chinese have no trouble with L and R.
wanna bet? I am married to a Chinese lady and that is really her problem areas.
Dec 21, 2017 09:04:53 #
Dec 21, 2017 16:46:28 #
Dec 21, 2017 21:16:09 #
oregon don wrote:
wanna bet? I am married to a Chinese lady and that is really her problem areas.
That’s odd. I live in both China and Japan, and have never noticed the problem in China.
Dec 21, 2017 23:30:17 #
kymarto wrote:
That’s odd. I live in both China and Japan, and have never noticed the problem in China.
Just like climate change, it's another Chinese plot. This time, to just ruin American heritage humor.
Dec 22, 2017 18:44:14 #
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