Charm School (your smile for today)
Dec 20, 2017 09:28:50 #
Charm School
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation
during an endless wait in the Los Angeles airport. The first lady
was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children,
the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born,
my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born,
my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz"
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband
buy for you, when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm School ?"the first woman said, amazed, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying,
"Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart"
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation
during an endless wait in the Los Angeles airport. The first lady
was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children,
the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born,
my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born,
my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz"
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born,
my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband
buy for you, when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm School ?"the first woman said, amazed, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying,
"Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart"
Dec 20, 2017 09:32:24 #
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Dec 20, 2017 09:50:47 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
I have relatives in the South. They never use that Slogan. They just will tell you. Who Cares!! To be polite, and Who gives a damn, to be impolite. No Charm School necessary.
Dec 20, 2017 10:26:56 #
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Dec 21, 2017 00:50:05 #
mas24 wrote:
I have relatives in the South. They never use that Slogan. They just will tell you. Who Cares!! To be polite, and Who gives a damn, to be impolite. No Charm School necessary.
Not all Southerners go to charm school, obviously.
Dec 21, 2017 05:25:46 #
silverhawk wrote:
Charm School br Two nicely dressed ladies happened... (show quote)
Anew version of a joke I heard in 62 yrs or so ago . instead of well bless my heart. it was Fantastic in lieu of BS.
Dec 21, 2017 06:32:13 #
Dec 21, 2017 07:31:03 #
For the scholastics:
BS Bull Sh--
MS More Sh--
PHD Piled Higher and Deeper
You can put your watches down....
BS Bull Sh--
MS More Sh--
PHD Piled Higher and Deeper
You can put your watches down....
Dec 21, 2017 08:27:18 #
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