Every one of those sentences, up to the words "makes me," describes me exactly. The endings suggest that you spend too much time watching Fox "News."

"I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation" The term "student loan" did not exist in 1963 but I did have to borrow money from NFCU to buy my uniforms (including that goddamn sword that I just had to have and used four times in 20 years). Went through grad school on the GI bill. In those days, public education was everybody's responsibility and so the government (us) financed it. Now the grand-kids are up to their ear-balls in debt.

When I dodged the draft by joining the Navy, I didn't go into "the military, or the armed forces," I went into THE SERVICE! I served my countrymen, with all that means (Do NOT thank me, I rather enjoyed it). And now, some of them h**e me so much because of what they've been told I believe, they are willing to burn MY country down with them in it. Go figger!

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"


I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a r****t.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a f*****t.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a t*****r to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with…...


.....now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into…………..

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"


I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a r****t.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a f*****t.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a t*****r to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with…...


.....now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into…………..

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"


I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a r****t.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a f*****t.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a t*****r to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with…...


.....now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into…………..

Every one of those sentences, up to the words "makes me," describes me exactly. The endings suggest that you spend too much time watching Fox "News."

"I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation" The term "student loan" did not exist in 1963 but I did have to borrow money from NFCU to buy my uniforms (including that goddamn sword that I just had to have and used four times in 20 years). Went through grad school on the GI bill. In those days, public education was everybody's responsibility and so the government (us) financed it. Now the grand-kids are up to their ear-balls in debt.

When I dodged the draft by joining the Navy, I didn't go into "the military, or the armed forces," I went into THE SERVICE! I served my countrymen, with all that means (Do NOT thank me, I rather enjoyed it). And now, some of them h**e me so much because of what they've been told I believe, they are willing to burn MY country down with them in it. Go figger!