A Blonde And Her Dog: One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty...

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A Blonde And Her Dog

Dec 19, 2017 09:13:35 #

02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under
the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold
to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked,
'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde replied it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way.
She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand.
Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread.
She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! you still don't understand. Your
dog wants to have sex!'

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead.
I always wanted a police dog..."

Dec 19, 2017 18:57:15 #

Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI

LOL. I was a 'blond' once but decided I'd rather be a fiery red head than a bomb blond. I've been a red head for almost 20 years now.

Dec 20, 2017 07:29:50 #

02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD

Thank you, I'm glad that you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas!!

Dec 20, 2017 09:24:28 #