Engineer Joke
Nov 29, 2017 16:32:35 #
How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
Nov 29, 2017 16:37:36 #
How can you tell the difference in cowboy boots and engineers boots?
All the manure is on the outside of cowboy boots.
All the manure is on the outside of cowboy boots.
Nov 29, 2017 17:10:39 #
Two good ones! My son is an engineer but I'm not gonna tell him these! 
Nov 29, 2017 21:52:40 #
Nov 30, 2017 06:02:53 #
chrisscholbe wrote:
How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
Nov 30, 2017 06:43:52 #
Nov 30, 2017 06:44:01 #
Nov 30, 2017 07:30:26 #
Nov 30, 2017 09:28:44 #
That's smart. Engineers love to eat Jalapenos. Try going to the loo after eating a Jalapeno it is an experience you never will forget. :-}
Nov 30, 2017 12:46:18 #
tmehrkam wrote:
That's smart. Engineers love to eat Jalapenos. Try going to the loo after eating a Jalapeno it is an experience you never will forget. :-}
Make sure you've got a large glass of iced tea when you do!!
Nov 30, 2017 14:54:30 #
As an engineer with 50 years behind me, I recently discovered the correct diagnosis to my affliction.
I suffer from The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
I suffer from The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
Nov 30, 2017 16:43:01 #
BBurns wrote:
As an engineer with 50 years behind me, I recently discovered the correct diagnosis to my affliction.
I suffer from The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
I suffer from The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
I showed that video to my parents a number of years ago. Their response was "That's you!!!"
They didn't understand Dilbert, but they understood that one. Oh well, I keep saying that Dilbert isn't a comic strip. Dilbert is a documentary.
And, yes, I'm an (retired) engineer. :-)
Nov 30, 2017 19:06:39 #
I'm not an engineer, but I understand Dilbert. Most nerds do. Of course my Dad was an Electronics Engineer.
Dec 7, 2017 09:35:35 #
Dec 7, 2017 16:28:40 #
chrisscholbe wrote:
How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
Hold on now !!!
I resemble that remark .........
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