Just thinking
Nov 3, 2017 14:50:40 #
Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat..
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1.. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.
21. Have I sent this message to you before...or did I get it from you?
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat..
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1.. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.
21. Have I sent this message to you before...or did I get it from you?
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Nov 3, 2017 15:15:05 #
Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
I'm 74 and I also agree with your findings. Besides, they are funny in addition to being true.
Nov 3, 2017 22:02:47 #
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Nov 4, 2017 08:40:04 #
I'm knocking on 80 and feel myself fortunate to be suffering all these afflictions.
Nov 4, 2017 08:50:57 #
Nov 4, 2017 09:11:34 #
FrumCA wrote:
Lying around, pondering the problems of the world,... (show quote)
My wife says this was written about me ten years ago. I am now much worse. I am not absent minded, I just can't remember.
Nov 4, 2017 09:26:08 #
FrumCA wrote:
Lying around, pondering the problems of the world,... (show quote)
I was sitting here pondering whether I should go to the gym, think I'll have another cup of coffee.
Nov 4, 2017 10:18:55 #
Dannj wrote:
👍👍👍
Great thoughts to start my day😊
Great thoughts to start my day😊
I forgot what day it is
Nov 4, 2017 10:20:41 #
Sirsnapalot wrote:
I was sitting here pondering whether I should go to the gym, think I'll have another cup of coffee.
I forgot what I was pondering about
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