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Oct 7, 2017 12:56:22   #
rgrenaderphoto Loc: Hollywood, CA
 
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.

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Oct 7, 2017 12:57:30   #
RichardTaylor Loc: Sydney, Australia
 
The one that allowed other people to see images that is in my head (ie no camera needed).

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Oct 7, 2017 13:05:11   #
twowindsbear
 
Non volatile but yet erasable memory

brain to computer interface without need for monitor & keyboard.

selective hearing that actually works

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Oct 7, 2017 13:07:24   #
G Brown Loc: Sunny Bognor Regis West Sussex UK
 
Just read that Borg is £50m in debt - so much so that he may have to sell his Wimbledon trophies.
Who on earth wants a secondhand trophy?

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Oct 7, 2017 13:07:45   #
Rongnongno Loc: FL
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.

Err... I had to google 'borg implant' first!!!! (Allusion to a recent thread you answered too).

After reading I am still at a loss... Why would anyone want this thing to start with, IF it existed???

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Oct 7, 2017 13:09:14   #
rgrenaderphoto Loc: Hollywood, CA
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Why would anyone want this thing to start with, IF it existed???


Hey Mr Realism, do you know my Wife? She said the same thing.

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Oct 7, 2017 13:18:31   #
chasgroh Loc: Buena Park, CA
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
Hey Mr Realism, do you know my Wife? She said the same thing.


Hahaha...but I'll play: Simple thermometer exposure meter on the left with all my settings lined up next...I'd have to think about the order, lol...

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Oct 7, 2017 13:19:21   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.


I might go for "The Dollhouse" approach instead - channeling Ansel Adams, David Bailey, Annie Leibovitz, Galen Rowell, Lisa Kristine, Imogen Cunningham, Jacques-Henri Lartigue, or many others.

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Oct 7, 2017 13:21:04   #
Rongnongno Loc: FL
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
Hey Mr Realism, do you know my Wife? She said the same thing.

Uh oh... Sorry....

In this case I want an implant that removes reality and makes me live anywhere but in the la-la land...

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Oct 7, 2017 13:23:55   #
Hank Radt
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Err... I had to google 'borg implant' first!!!! (Allusion to a recent thread you answered too).

After reading I am still at a loss... Why would anyone want this thing to start with, IF it existed???


Not a trekkie, eh?

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Oct 7, 2017 13:45:35   #
Hank Radt
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.


OK, assuming we could suspend a couple of basic laws of physics (heck, why not...), I'd want something like this, with large format capabilities, with a 1.8 lens that could zoom from 10mm to at least 500mm (heck, let's go all the way, 1000mm!). I'd want it removable, of course.



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Oct 7, 2017 14:00:23   #
Rongnongno Loc: FL
 
Hank Radt wrote:
Not a trekkie, eh?

Apparently...

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Oct 7, 2017 14:39:24   #
Hank Radt
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.


Or maybe just a contact lens camera...(Google, Samsung and Sony all have patents; Sony's apparently has autofocus, zoom, aperture control, and even image stabilization).



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Oct 8, 2017 07:16:20   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
Hank Radt wrote:
OK, assuming we could suspend a couple of basic laws of physics (heck, why not...), I'd want something like this, with large format capabilities, with a 1.8 lens that could zoom from 10mm to at least 500mm (heck, let's go all the way, 1000mm!). I'd want it removable, of course.


I'd like everything I shot to look like Jeri Ryan without her Borg implants.

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Oct 8, 2017 07:25:01   #
Hammer Loc: London UK
 
rgrenaderphoto wrote:
So, as a photographer, which Borg implant would you want? Me, I'd go for a realtime histogram.


Stop GAS attack would be mine.

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