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Sep 20, 2017 07:16:39   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go see Dr. Steinberg
for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.
"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway
hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

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Sep 20, 2017 07:19:34   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 20, 2017 07:21:09   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Makes sense!

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Sep 20, 2017 07:44:09   #
duffy021049 Loc: Colorado
 
Good one to start my day

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Sep 20, 2017 07:46:47   #
Way2slk Loc: Bluffton SC
 
Now that is funny.

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Sep 20, 2017 09:46:01   #
jederick Loc: Northern Utah
 
Enjoyed a good laugh and will pass it on to my golfing buddies...thanks!

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Sep 20, 2017 11:05:34   #
catalint Loc: oslo
 
:D thank you

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Sep 20, 2017 15:15:39   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Lol..

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Sep 21, 2017 07:57:03   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Laugh out loud funny.

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Sep 21, 2017 08:01:47   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Very, very funny!!
Thanks for posting.
Mark
Sirsnapalot wrote:
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go see Dr. Steinberg
for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.
"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway
hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mention... (show quote)

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Sep 21, 2017 08:59:38   #
wolvesaywe Loc: Hants England
 
😁😁👍

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Sep 21, 2017 09:32:24   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 

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Sep 21, 2017 12:26:38   #
hankm1 Loc: Mount Prospect IL
 
Way2slk wrote:
Now that is funny.


Not if you were the "Second Oldster"!!

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Sep 21, 2017 13:00:30   #
jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon
 


Jack

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Sep 21, 2017 13:44:15   #
One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID
 
That's funny as hell.

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