JR45 wrote:
A week or past someone, I don't remember who, posted " an air conditioned bar, with a hot bar maid, cold beer, and a TV."
I agree.
The hot bar maid sounds good, but I would definitely miss the eclipse.
There have been many eclipses before, and will be many after. All have been well photographed.
If you can't actually be in totality, then go for the bar, maid, beer (and skip the TV).