salmander wrote:
I think wannabe would be more accurate. They wouldn't qualify for a real award, even Honorable Mention, because doesn't the Darwin Award include only fatal events? Maybe there should be a Wannabe Award. Yes, they tried to kill themselves, but failed, the losers. So we'll give them the Wannabe Reward, the losers. LOL
I just checked the official Darwin Award website for 2017 winners. One of the awards went to someone who accidentally shot his privates off. He did not die.