silverhawk Loc: Born a West Virginian, Living in Virginia

 WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS
 
 

 
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
         
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda 
& Michelle Obama 
Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros
______________________________ __________

 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson"
& "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton 
_________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill Clinton 
_________________
 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD 
By Bill Gates 
______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
By Dennis Rodman 
______________________________ ___ 
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
By Al Gore & John Kerry 
______________________________ _______ 
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 
By Amelia Earhart 
______________________________ ______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
______________________________ ____ 
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 
__________________ 
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
By Mike Tyson 
_____________________________ _________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL K**LERS
By O. J. Simpson  
______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
By Ted Kennedy 
________                                                                                _ 
MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton 
With introduction by 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
And foreword by 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
______________________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL 
BY THE ATLANTA FALCONS 
______________________________ 
AND, JUST ADDED: 
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy 
By Nancy Pelosi 
______________________________ ____________
And the shortest book of all....

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama
 

Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,

I agree. They are short enough to be read while taking them off the shelf. Thanks for the chuckle.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

I just read what, 25 books? Wow. I can really go to the book club with a lot of my new reading accomplishments. LOL

PeggySue58 Loc: Sedro Woolley, WA

😂😂😂

WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio

Love it, thanks.

brobill Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)

This is great... better enjoy quickly as Hog Director will remove soon.

WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio

Snowflakes won't like this.

hahersh Loc: Burlington, ON, Canada

You left one out.

MY QUALIFICATIONS TO BE PRESIDENT

By Donald Trump

wrmiller3

Always easy to pick out a red neck Republican

tonyparl

Can we PLEASE refrain from politics on this site? It is a breath of fresh air away from all the negativity from both sides and should remain so.

sourdough58 Loc: Maine

My favorite, THINGS WE WON'T DO OR SAY TO WIN An E******N
By the Democratic party

WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio

Love it ,thanks.

FrankR Loc: NYC

You forgot a few, such as:
MARRIAGE, FIDELITY AND RESPECTING WOMEN by donald trump

COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY by paul ryan

MAKING GOVERNMENT WORK by mitch mcconnell

THE T***H BE TOLD by donald trump

REALITY AND ME by alex jones

WORKING FOR AMERICA by mike flynn and paul manaford.

PUBLIC SPEAKING by anthony scaramucci

TOO BUSY FOR GOLF by donald trump

sourdough58 Loc: Maine

obama golf outings http://obamagolfcounter.com/


TOO BUSY FOR GOLF by donald trump[/quote]

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

He fulfilled all the requirements,as spelled out in the Constitution. 35 years old, a natural born citizen. THEREFORE Trump IS qualified.