Men's Help Line (another smiley)
Jul 26, 2017 13:46:02 #
Men's Help Line
Hello, You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.'
My name is Don. How can I help you?
"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; the phone
rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she
goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake
to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home.
So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
Hello, You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.'
My name is Don. How can I help you?
"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; the phone
rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she
goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake
to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home.
So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
Jul 26, 2017 14:02:55 #
Damn! You have a very serious matter! I suggest you fix it before it really gets out of hand! You, whether you realize it or not are part of the problem! YES YOU! I told you that motor was too big!
Jul 26, 2017 14:03:35 #
Jul 26, 2017 14:16:25 #
Yes. You do have a large thing to be concerned about. That motor might just fall off when on where nowhere near shore.
Jul 27, 2017 07:08:53 #
Obviously your motor is either not large enough or you aren't using it correctly....
Jul 27, 2017 07:19:12 #
Jul 27, 2017 08:48:36 #
Jul 27, 2017 11:25:16 #
Sign seen in a Bait Shop:
WANTED
Woman who can dig worms
Clean Fish
and Owns a Boat and Motor...
Please send picture of Boat and Motor.
WANTED
Woman who can dig worms
Clean Fish
and Owns a Boat and Motor...
Please send picture of Boat and Motor.
Jul 27, 2017 11:30:27 #
He should chain his wife to the motor and go for a long ride on a rough sea. Two problems solved at the same time. I'm sure his insurance will cover the lose of the motor.
Jul 27, 2017 11:46:51 #
Aug 1, 2017 18:46:22 #
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