The Frog - joke
Jul 25, 2017 20:02:32 #
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely
and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went.
She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered,
'I'M LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME..
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The elderly lady figured, what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else.
So, she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car,
on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road,
the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
So the elderly lady figured,
WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY
the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous,
virile, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE ELDERLY
LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE ELDERLY LADY FELT HERSELF
TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE ELDERLY LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST
Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!
and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went.
She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered,
'I'M LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME..
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The elderly lady figured, what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else.
So, she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car,
on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road,
the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
So the elderly lady figured,
WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY
the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous,
virile, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE ELDERLY
LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE ELDERLY LADY FELT HERSELF
TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE ELDERLY LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
*
*
*
*
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST
Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!
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Jul 26, 2017 13:13:10 #
PaulG wrote:
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely br and decided... (show quote)
Hilarious, but not the ending I had expected. Thanks for sharing.
Jul 26, 2017 13:48:05 #
Jul 26, 2017 14:59:43 #
I had an uncle that used to walk down the street and turn himself into a bar.
Jul 26, 2017 16:39:01 #
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Jul 27, 2017 01:05:42 #
barbie.lewis wrote:
Sheesh, she could have picked a classier hotel!
Hey, she on SSI! That was class for her!
Jul 27, 2017 02:02:05 #
Hal81 wrote:
I had an uncle that used to walk down the street and turn himself into a bar.
I had an uncle that bought a bar, saved a lot of walking. He was his best customeer
Jul 29, 2017 12:41:48 #
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