A midget down in Texas (Your smile for today)
Jul 16, 2017 13:27:46 #
A midget down in Texas
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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to
drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head
and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to
drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head
and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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Jul 16, 2017 15:48:58 #
Jul 16, 2017 17:22:54 #
Jul 17, 2017 07:39:46 #
OMG!Jul 17, 2017 09:12:58 #
Jul 17, 2017 09:59:34 #
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Jul 17, 2017 11:02:33 #
Jul 19, 2017 09:38:12 #
jaycoffman wrote:
OK, that worked as a LOL! And I almost never use that expression.
They use LMAO nowadays....LOL!!
Jul 23, 2017 11:02:11 #
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