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Amazing Human Body. JOKE
Jul 13, 2017 08:23:47   #
bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY
 
Amazing Human Body.


It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.


The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.


Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.


A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


Women blink twice as often as men.


The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.


Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


Women : will be finished reading this by now.


Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.


Entirely too funny not to send on!!


Jokes and Art most every day on Tumblr at
Beautiful World, Bob McCulloch
http://bobmccullochny.tumblr.com/

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Jul 13, 2017 08:29:39   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jul 13, 2017 08:35:00   #
dragonfist Loc: Stafford, N.Y.
 
That started my day out with a hearty laugh. Thank you.

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Jul 13, 2017 08:41:12   #
Fat Gregory Loc: Southern New Jersey
 
I get it... it's right thumb plus left thumb times two ... equals imagination 😎

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Jul 13, 2017 09:06:44   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
How funny. Good way to start the day. I needed a laugh.

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Jul 13, 2017 09:10:57   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
Thanks for the tumblr link.

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Jul 13, 2017 17:04:44   #
speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho
 
bobmcculloch wrote:
Amazing Human Body.


It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.


The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.


Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.


A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


Women blink twice as often as men.


The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.


Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


Women : will be finished reading this by now.


Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.


Entirely too funny not to send on!!


Jokes and Art most every day on Tumblr at
Beautiful World, Bob McCulloch
http://bobmccullochny.tumblr.com/
Amazing Human Body. br br br It takes your ... (show quote)

Yeah, I checked my thumb, no not the length but the bruise ( I just stepped on it)!

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Jul 13, 2017 18:18:43   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
How is my thumb?

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Jul 14, 2017 07:44:16   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
bobmcculloch wrote:
Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.


I'm still not finished. I can't find a ruler!


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Jul 14, 2017 10:26:24   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
I didn't know that!!!

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Jul 14, 2017 10:42:12   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
jerryc41 wrote:
I'm still not finished. I can't find a ruler!



I need a tape measure. BTW from where is the thumb measured. From the proximal carpal. meta carpal or just the digit? I hope it's former.

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Jul 14, 2017 13:04:30   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
boberic wrote:
I need a tape measure. BTW from where is the thumb measured. From the proximal carpal. meta carpal or just the digit? I hope it's former.


Use a metric ruler and pretend they're inches.

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Jul 14, 2017 16:58:08   #
EoS_User Loc: Oshawa, Ontario Canada
 
300 muscles to stand still, no wonder I feel tired!

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Jul 14, 2017 18:53:10   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Can you put two thumbs together???

Don

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