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Jun 6, 2017 15:04:19   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you..."

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Jun 6, 2017 15:09:16   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
Funny.

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Jun 6, 2017 15:11:12   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
I thought so too.
Mark
jeep_daddy wrote:
Funny.

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Jun 6, 2017 15:25:24   #
toptrainer Loc: Wellington
 
Nice, I have a complaint about mine. As I was being examined I was wondering how my doctor had both his hands on my shoulder?......Maybe I should switch.

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Jun 6, 2017 15:35:41   #
foodie65
 
REALLY funny Mark!!

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Jun 6, 2017 15:41:25   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha..

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Jun 6, 2017 15:56:34   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks
Mark
Doddy wrote:
Ha Ha..

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Jun 6, 2017 15:57:26   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks. My dirty mind friend sent it to me. Still laughing.
Mark
foodie65 wrote:
REALLY funny Mark!!

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Jun 6, 2017 16:08:08   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
markngolf wrote:
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you..."
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical wo... (show quote)



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Jun 6, 2017 21:13:17   #
erinjay64
 
Reality Check: If your package were worth talking about, she would have been masturbating you.

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Jun 7, 2017 05:26:03   #
ad9mac
 
Thanks for reminding me☹️
I have a 'date' next Monday with mine.

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Jun 7, 2017 06:29:53   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Good one Mark.

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Jun 7, 2017 07:56:54   #
StanRP Loc: Ontario Canada
 
markngolf wrote:
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you..."
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical wo... (show quote)



I am getting on in years too. My son took me to an appointment with a urologist. The doc said that he wanted to put a camera up to take a look at my prostate. With a straight face, my son said "Would you like to borrow my Nikon?". After a pause - I commented " Not if it has the flash unit on".

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Jun 7, 2017 08:14:28   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Why not post it?
Mark
StanRP wrote:
I am getting on in years too. My son took me to an appointment with a urologist. The doc said that he wanted to put a camera up to take a look at my prostate. With a straight face, my son said "Would you like to borrow my Nikon?". After a pause - I commented " Not if it has the flash unit on".

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Jun 7, 2017 08:20:25   #
hesh1950 Loc: P.A.
 
When my doctor said he wanted to check my prostate I asked him to use two fingers. When he asked why. I told him I wanted a second opinion

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