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Jun 5, 2017 22:03:09   #
tusketwedge Loc: Nova Scotia Canada
 
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his huge limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there
eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice,then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?

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Jun 5, 2017 22:12:21   #
jenny Loc: in hiding:)
 
Ouch, Ugh!

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Jun 5, 2017 22:28:46   #
canondave1 Loc: Houston, TX
 
tusketwedge wrote:
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his huge limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there
eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice,then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his huge limo... (show quote)


Good one!

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Jun 5, 2017 23:02:38   #
rocket111
 
☆☆☆☆☆ Very good joke ?

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Jun 6, 2017 03:20:35   #
Leicaflex Loc: Cymru
 

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Jun 6, 2017 06:25:23   #
Charmdragon Loc: Plymouth, Massachusetts
 

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Jun 6, 2017 07:28:12   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
tusketwedge wrote:
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his huge limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there
eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice,then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his huge limo... (show quote)



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Jun 6, 2017 07:46:38   #
NJLen Loc: Freehold, NJ, USA
 
He represented my ex-wife when we divorced. Ouch!

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Jun 6, 2017 11:05:46   #
NJphotodoc Loc: Now in the First State
 
My kid is a lawyer. I've also seen his lawn. Willing to say this must have been him in the limo

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Jun 7, 2017 19:02:58   #
Wenonah Loc: Winona, MN
 
Old, but still good.

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Jun 9, 2017 10:12:24   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
Never heard that one before. It caught me off guard.

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Jun 11, 2017 18:14:21   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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