Black Bart Loc: Indiana

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.



If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



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If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.



If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

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If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.



If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

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If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.



If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.



A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

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If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.



A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.





If a Republican is unhappy with an e******n, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.



If a Democrat is unhappy with an e******n, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

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If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.



A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."



Well, I forwarded it

Keenan Loc: Central Coast California

You made a typo in the title. Should read: "Email I got Today This is such Bull$hit"

There. Fixed.

You're welcome.

Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.

I think the Kathy Griffin issue pretty well fecks that theory.

firtree Loc: Florida, USA

If a Republican receives an e-mail he doesn't like, he ignores/deletes it.
If a Democrat receives one He gets mad and changes the wording to suit his agenda.
There. Nailed it.
You're welcome.

Leica User Loc: Western North Carolina

The t***h hurts doesn't it t***s-boy?

rfmaude41 Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)

Again, a useless remark from someone with an IQ that is measured in the NEGATIVE 1000 range, eh ?

rfmaude41 Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)

And a second A$$HOLE speaks, you SNOWFLAKE, eh ?

EyeSawYou

Awwwww.....we sowwy...did this quote offend you and hit close to home? ROTFLMBO

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. <<< Keenan

travelwp Loc: New Jersey

You made a typo in the title. It should read: "If you read the t***h about Democrats, Keenan will write: "This is such Bull$hit"