After their wedding, a Texas cowboy and his wife went to a hotel for their honeymoon. At the front desk, the cowboy asked for a room: "This here is a very special 'casion... our wedding night, so we need a good room with a strong bed."
The clerk "winked" and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."
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