Cohen climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Cohen asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Cohen asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
Mark
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