got to love them southern cops
Mar 30, 2017 18:32:57 #
Southern Cops have a way with words...!!!
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through..."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight, because they're new...
They'll stretch after you wear them a while..."
3. "If you take your hands off the car,
I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document (My Favorite)..."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired..."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second...???
Because, that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you (LOVE IT)..."
6. "You don't know how fast you were going...???
I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh...???"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help...
Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor...???"
8. "Warning...!!! You want a warning...???
O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket..."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not...
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog...???"
10. "Fair...??? You want me to be fair..???
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy,
corn dogs and step in monkey poop..."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota... Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven..."
12. "In GOD We Trust; all others we run through NCIC ( National Crime Information Center )..."
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had...???"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore...
We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can..."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours...
So you know someone who can post your bail..."
AND THE WINNER IS...
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets...??? You're right, we don't... Sign here..."
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through..."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight, because they're new...
They'll stretch after you wear them a while..."
3. "If you take your hands off the car,
I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document (My Favorite)..."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired..."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second...???
Because, that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you (LOVE IT)..."
6. "You don't know how fast you were going...???
I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh...???"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help...
Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor...???"
8. "Warning...!!! You want a warning...???
O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket..."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not...
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog...???"
10. "Fair...??? You want me to be fair..???
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy,
corn dogs and step in monkey poop..."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota... Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven..."
12. "In GOD We Trust; all others we run through NCIC ( National Crime Information Center )..."
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had...???"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore...
We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can..."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours...
So you know someone who can post your bail..."
AND THE WINNER IS...
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets...??? You're right, we don't... Sign here..."
Mar 30, 2017 18:40:48 #
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Mar 30, 2017 19:32:01 #
After 54 years of driving all over N.A. yesterday got my 1st ticket. Had just come from shopping and had activated a new phone and had thrown it on the front seat. took of and took the phone to but it in it holder on the dash. passed by a RCMP an according to him when he stopped me I was on the phone. I did admit to him that yes I had the phone in my hand but was not texting or conversing on the phone ,as the phone was not turned on. He was not even interested when I tried to have him look at the phone to see it there was a call registered on it. He was hell bent to issue a ticket of 237.50 plus 3 points. After he passed me the ticket I thanked him and said ,good luck filling in your end of month quota.
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