Looking for a toilet.
Mar 22, 2017 21:23:22 #
A Moscow-based businessman pacing through Washington D.C. was desperate to take a leak.
After searching up and down, he could not find any public bathrooms in which he could relieve himself.
So, while no one was looking, he sought a side street where he could privately take care of his impending emergency.
But just as he was unzipping, a Washington cop turned up.
“Look here, sir. What do you think you’re doing?” asked the officer.
“I do apologize, sir,” answered the wealthy Muscovite. “But I can’t hold it in any longer.”
“No. You can NOT do that here,” said the officer. “Come with me, sir.”
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
The Police officer led the gentleman into a beautiful garden of bright green freshly mowed lawn, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
“Here,” said the officer. “Whiz away!”
The Russian businessman shrugged his shoulders, turned around, unzipped, and began urinating on the flowers.
“Ahhh!” he cried with relief.
Then, turning back to the cop, he said:
“That was very nice of you, sir. Is this the famous American courtesy I’ve heard so much about?”
“Hahaha! No…” replied the police officer.
“…This is the Russian Embassy.”
After searching up and down, he could not find any public bathrooms in which he could relieve himself.
So, while no one was looking, he sought a side street where he could privately take care of his impending emergency.
But just as he was unzipping, a Washington cop turned up.
“Look here, sir. What do you think you’re doing?” asked the officer.
“I do apologize, sir,” answered the wealthy Muscovite. “But I can’t hold it in any longer.”
“No. You can NOT do that here,” said the officer. “Come with me, sir.”
joke, funny, russian, USA, toilet
The Police officer led the gentleman into a beautiful garden of bright green freshly mowed lawn, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
“Here,” said the officer. “Whiz away!”
The Russian businessman shrugged his shoulders, turned around, unzipped, and began urinating on the flowers.
“Ahhh!” he cried with relief.
Then, turning back to the cop, he said:
“That was very nice of you, sir. Is this the famous American courtesy I’ve heard so much about?”
“Hahaha! No…” replied the police officer.
“…This is the Russian Embassy.”
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Mar 23, 2017 09:22:47 #
bcheary wrote:
A Moscow-based businessman pacing through Washingt... (show quote)
You can't go wrong with jokes about Russians and "leaks."
Mar 23, 2017 09:27:53 #
Mar 23, 2017 10:00:45 #
Tom G wrote:
Funny? Are you serious? Very Lame at best. 
Humor, politics, and "is it art" are three areas that have extremes of opinion. It's a matter of personal taste, opinion, and attitude. Just because it isn't your "cup of tea" doesn't mean it doesn't have value for large numbers of other people. The variety of life is part of what makes living more enjoyable. Each to his own, as they say. Allowing others their peccadilloes also relieves us from potential stress and resentment. Humor does wonders in this regard. Everyone has impressions of some kind of humor that is not strong humor.
Mar 23, 2017 10:02:06 #
jerryc41 wrote:
You can't go wrong with jokes about Russians and "leaks."
Wow, how timely. I didn't catch that.
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