The Carpet Installer's Mistake
Mar 22, 2017 19:01:35 #
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do. Finding his pack of cigarettes missing from his shirt pocket, he begins searching , only to notice a small lump in the recently completed carpet-installation. Not wanting to rip up all the work he had just completed for a lousy pack of cigarettes, he simply walks over and pounds the lump flat. He decides to forget the break and continues to finish the other rooms to be carpeted.
At the end of the day, he is finished with the job, and carries his tools to his truck. Just then two things happen simultaneously; he spies his pack of cigarettes on the dashboard of his truck, and the lady of he house calls our, "Have you seen my parakeet?"
At the end of the day, he is finished with the job, and carries his tools to his truck. Just then two things happen simultaneously; he spies his pack of cigarettes on the dashboard of his truck, and the lady of he house calls our, "Have you seen my parakeet?"
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Mar 23, 2017 18:46:53 #
Hilarious! He's a good bird now. Birds belong in the trees, they are way too noisy to be house pets.
Mar 23, 2017 21:40:18 #
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