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The day after St Patty's
Mar 17, 2017 07:58:08   #
FrankR Loc: NYC
 
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."

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Mar 17, 2017 07:59:39   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
FrankR wrote:
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."
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Mar 17, 2017 08:06:12   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
FrankR wrote:
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."
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And I thought the punchline was going to be "Brace yourself, Bridget!"

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Mar 17, 2017 08:30:56   #
Mac Loc: Pittsburgh, Philadelphia now Hernando Co. Fl.
 
FrankR wrote:
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."
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This should have been posted in General Chit-Chat.

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Mar 17, 2017 08:42:53   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Mac wrote:
This should have been posted in General Chit-Chat.


True,but it was probably an innocent mistake. Still funny!

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Mar 17, 2017 09:13:13   #
ygelman Loc: new -- North of Poughkeepsie!
 
Mac wrote:
This should have been posted in General Chit-Chat.

I thought the last line would be, "Oh gosh, Maud, that camera looks like a gun. Where's the viewfinder?"

So it would be ok in this section.

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Mar 17, 2017 11:55:08   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
I didn't see that ending coming. Funny.

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Mar 17, 2017 16:16:45   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Lol.

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Mar 18, 2017 09:25:34   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Mar 18, 2017 09:40:49   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Good one Frank. May you be whipped 20 lashes, with a wet noodle, for posting it in the wrong section.
Mark
FrankR wrote:
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a h... (show quote)

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Mar 18, 2017 10:15:35   #
RickL Loc: Vail, Az
 
FrankR wrote:
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a headache, rushes to open the rectory door, anxious to stop the loud pounding. As he pulls back the door, one of his parishioners Mrs Flynn pushes past him, crying and screaming, "He's dead Father, he's dead I tell ye." The priest ask who it is that has died and Mrs Flynn answer, "Me blessed, loving husband, Liam himself is who Father. May the Good Laird have mercy on him." The priest is almost in shock, "Aahh, Sweet Mother Jesus, I can't believe it! I've known Liam all me life. We were more than mates, we were brothers and we had a few pints together just last night. Now he's gone. Tell me, did he say anything before he passed on, any final words?" Mrs Flynn, somewhat under control says, "Aye, that he did Father. His last words to me were, "For God's sake Maureen, put down the gun."
The day after St Patty's, Father Shea, nursing a h... (show quote)


Good one!

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Mar 18, 2017 11:28:19   #
John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN
 
Mac wrote:
This should have been posted in General Chit-Chat.


It is.

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Mar 18, 2017 11:32:32   #
John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN
 
As all should know, the first appearance is in Upcoming Topics - that is just what it says. After brief residence there a post goes to the forum the sender specified. I first saw this post in Chit Chat.

markngolf wrote:
Good one Frank. May you be whipped 20 lashes, with a wet noodle, for posting it in the wrong section.
Mark

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Mar 20, 2017 17:15:00   #
grillmaster5062
 
Ouch!

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