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Elderly golfer joke ( hope this doesn't offend anyone)
Mar 16, 2017 17:36:39   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
The Elderly Golfer:
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.
As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER..................$2.50
HAMBURGER...............$3.50
CHEESEBURGER.........$4.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH..$4.75
HAND JOB................$150.00


Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the Elderly Golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. May I help you sir?”
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am. I give the best hand jobs around.”
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

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Mar 16, 2017 18:14:12   #
gthopkins Loc: Stratford, CT
 
NOt too many funny jokes these days. Thanks! This one made me chuckle. Now, I want a cheeseburger. ;o)

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Mar 16, 2017 18:17:44   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
gthopkins wrote:
NOt too many funny jokes these days. Thanks! This one made me chuckle. Now, I want a cheeseburger. ;o)


I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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Mar 16, 2017 18:52:16   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Good one

Don

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Mar 16, 2017 18:55:29   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
PAR4DCR wrote:
Good one

Don


👍👍👍

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Mar 16, 2017 19:16:46   #
Beowulf
 
Excellent unexpected twist at the end of the joke!

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Mar 16, 2017 21:54:31   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
Beowulf wrote:
Excellent unexpected twist at the end of the joke!


I glad you liked it!

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Mar 17, 2017 07:29:54   #
cincykid
 
Gave up golf in 1994. This has given me the incentive to give it another try. Good one!

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Mar 17, 2017 09:35:22   #
bigwolf40 Loc: Effort, Pa.
 
This was funny but you forgot to mention where the golf course was....

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Mar 17, 2017 11:55:36   #
cincykid
 
Blue Ash (Cincinnati) OH.

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Mar 17, 2017 13:57:54   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
Very funny and quite a twist at the end. I wasn't expecting that ending.

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Mar 17, 2017 15:20:47   #
rocket111
 
Very Good ☆☆☆☆

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Mar 17, 2017 23:11:40   #
Kuzano
 
I always have someone else make my cheeseburgers, because you know..........................

Sometimes there's no soap near the sink.

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Mar 19, 2017 09:27:03   #
rehess Loc: not here
 
I don't understand "hope this doesn't offend anyone" in titles.

Is this a warning to sensitive souls to avoid thread or does it serve some other function??

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Mar 19, 2017 10:10:30   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
rehess wrote:
I don't understand "hope this doesn't offend anyone" in titles.

Is this a warning to sensitive souls to avoid thread or does it serve some other function??

I have seen where some people have been upset by certain jokes. I figured I be safe😀

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